Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
| School jokes
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !
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I cant believe
| Travel and tourist jokes
I cant believe it, said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
| Monster jokes
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
| Ethnic jokes
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That's nothing! In the Highlands every
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon
| Marriage jokes
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across
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What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.