Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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Police officer: Excuse me, but your
| Police jokes
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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Teacher: What's the longest word in the
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Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok