A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
| Dead and dying jokes
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he
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Why do cows like being told jokes ?
| Cow jokes
Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
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The world's most incredibly lazy man found
| Humor jokes
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. T
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Why do dogs wag their
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"
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It's for my mother-in-law," explained the
| Marriage jokes
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her." "Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day
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Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to send over a dozen of their most trustworthy students. The Captain hesitated, then said, “Would it also be possible to send a dozen or so of the other kind?”