Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
| Horse jokes
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Who's aardvark's favorite male
| Aardvark jokes
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
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What did the parrot say when he was using the
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
| Car and train jokes
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the
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What’s a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !