What did the parrot say when he was using the
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me
| Humor jokes
Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote back.
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What do cows usually
| Cow jokes
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What do you get if you take your computer to
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
| Answer me this jokes
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3×5 note card and writes on it, “I SPIT IN THIS BEER”, and walks to the bathroom. When he comes back about 15 minutes later, there’s another 3×5 note card next to his beer saying, “I SPIT IN IT TOO”.