Someone
| Christmas jokes
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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What do you get if you cross
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
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What is the most romantic city in England?
| Humor jokes
What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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There's
| Religious jokes
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery wo
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Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I’m a waiter, not a veterinarian.