Dad: Why is your January report card so bad

Yo mama so poor

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, w

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Take the wheel, Harry! said the

| Car and train jokes

Take the wheel, Harry! said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"

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It seems a gentleman had too

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident i

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