Dad, can you write in the dark?
| School jokes
Dad, can you write in the dark? "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card."
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Why don't you stamp e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.
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A young accountant spends a week at his new
| Accountant jokes
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks aroun
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Take the wheel, Harry! said the nervous lady driver. “There’s a tree coming straight for us!”