I didnt see you in church last Sunday,

Q.) What would you call a bunch of

| Blonde jokes

Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.

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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a

| Military jokes

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his

| Pig jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because

| Bicycle jokes

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?

| Dog jokes

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.

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I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead. “That’s not true, vicar. And I’ve got the fish to prove it!”