Q.) What would you call a bunch of
| Blonde jokes
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
| Military jokes
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
| Bicycle jokes
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
| Dog jokes
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
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I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead. “That’s not true, vicar. And I’ve got the fish to prove it!”