How do the fish get to school ?
| Fishing jokes
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
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What did one chicken say to the other after they
| Bird jokes
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn’t coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers. “Are you Mr. Johnson?” the asked? He admitted that he was. “Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?” Again, the man admitted that was he. “And what did you do then,” the troopers asked.” The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. “Where is your car now?” the t roopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage. “May we see the car?” asked the troopers. The man answered, “Sure,” and opened the garage. Inside the garage was the state troopers car.