What is a pigs favourite ballet?
| Pig jokes
What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
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My boyfriend thinks I'm
| Beauty jokes
My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
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What's yellow and always points to the north?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
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Patient:Do you extract teeth
| Dentist jokes
Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist
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Betty was scribbling industriously over some
| Letter jokes
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred." "But you can't write," Mom pointed out. "That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !