Yo mama so lazy that she came in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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An elderly couple were
| Old age jokes
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you
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What type of wind is named after both
| Weather jokes
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic
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A friend and I were standing in line at a
| Food jokes
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here
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Why did the moron give
| Cow jokes
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later!