An elderly couple were

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

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Did you go shopping for my birthday

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Did you go shopping for my birthday present? "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"

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What did Clinton say when accused of copying

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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.

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How to you know that cows will be in

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

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An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” The old man yelled, “He says you were speeding!” The patrolman said, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man yelled, “He wants to see your license!” The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “He said he thinks he knows you!”.