A man is flying in a hot air balloon
| Business jokes
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
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What do you find in a zombie's veins?
| Dead and dying jokes
What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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A man was traveling down a country road when
| Marriage jokes
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
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What game do reindeer play in their
| Christmas jokes
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!