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When does a bed grow longer?

| Bed jokes

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

A man went to see his doctor because

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon a

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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,

| Criminal jokes

A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl. "No," said the robber, "it's a muckup. I've forgotten my gun."

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