What kind of dog can tell time?

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant

| Restaurant jokes

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and

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What driver doesn't have a

| Car and train jokes

What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a

| Easter jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets

| Humor jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !

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Why did the

| Bird jokes

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!