What did the ice cream say
| Food jokes
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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Three firefighters
| Firefighter jokes
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his
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How does a New York University psychology
| College jokes
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
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What's a dog favourite hobby ?
| Dog jokes
What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
| Mouse jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, “This is a muck up!” “Don’t you mean a stick up?” asked the girl. “No,” said the robber, “it’s a muckup. I’ve forgotten my gun.”