In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
| Marriage jokes
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, little lady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wak
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal
| Political jokes
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
| Divorce jokes
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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What do you say to a naked pig?
| Pig jokes
What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."
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Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
| History jokes
Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.