How did the farmer find his lost cow?

How are skunks able to avoid

| Various animal jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!

[ read more ]

Mother

| Fishing jokes

Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

[ read more ]

Why was the big, hairy,

| Monster jokes

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.

[ read more ]

A farmer in the country has a watermelon

| Farmer jokes

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAIN

[ read more ]

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday

| Birthday jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

[ read more ]

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down