Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
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America's
| Hair and bald jokes
America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald.
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What criminal doesn't take baths?
| Bath jokes
What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.
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How many journalists does it take to change
| Journalist jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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A young man asked an old rich
| Business jokes
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at
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A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. “They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man. “It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”