If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says

| Marriage jokes

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'

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How many Histrionic

| Mental health jokes

How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"

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A young woman went to her doctor

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled

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What do you find in a zombie's veins?

| Dead and dying jokes

What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

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Golfer:

| Sport jokes

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?