... Q.) Why
| Blonde jokes
... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.
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A woman entered the hospital to deliver
| Marriage jokes
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
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Why did the vampire attack the clown?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
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Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his
| Dirty jokes
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went
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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." "What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!