A couple of hunters from Prague are out
| Hunting jokes
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads b
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Why is the old, decrepit horse named
| Horse jokes
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
| Spelling jokes
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
| Dog jokes
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
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How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad, I couldn’t see where the ball went.” “You’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife. “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” “But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack. “Yes, but he’s got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you,” Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Did you see where it went?” asked Jack. “Yup,” Scott answered. “Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. “I forgot.”