two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
| Hair and bald jokes
two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says wel
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
| Cat jokes
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!
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Why do barbers make good drivers?
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
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What happened to the man who owned a riding
| Horse jokes
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!
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As the family gathered for a big dinner
| Military jokes
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.
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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.