Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to
| Insect jokes
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!
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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
| Frog jokes
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the ma
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Two hunters
| Hunting jokes
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and h
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Customer: Why don't you eat here,
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.
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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!