Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call

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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

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Q. How did a blind woman drive herself

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Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Q: How does

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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

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Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my

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Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

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Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !