What is the difference between a fisherman
| Fishing jokes
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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A salesman was testifying in
| Dirty jokes
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home
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A man walks into
| Dirty jokes
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to
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Did you hear about the two little boys who
| Children jokes
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !
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Making Weatherproof Clothes
| Book title jokes
Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day
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Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.