There where two snakes talking.
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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The
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Why is it that at class reunions
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?'
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My sister is so dim she thinks that
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can
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Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!
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Why do bees hum ?
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Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, “He got away, sir!” The inspector was furious. “But I told you to put a man on all the exits!” he roared. “How could he have got away?” “He left by one of the entrances, sir!”