A father and his small son were standing in front
| Zoo jokes
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?"
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No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
| Aviation jokes
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed. Flights never leave from
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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of
| Telephone jokes
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," s
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If olive oil comes from
| Answer me this jokes
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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What is the most romantic city in England?
| Humor jokes
What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children.