The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
| Business jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm l
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Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
| Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
| Cat jokes
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
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What do you call the rabbit up the
| Elephant jokes
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.