How does an elephant get out of a small car
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
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Why do managers bring suitcases
| Sport jokes
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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A son is
| College jokes
A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
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Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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How can you tell who is the head
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.
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Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.