The lifeguard told the mother to make her young
| Parent jokes
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"
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Why did the pig join a muscle-building
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's
| Religious jokes
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!
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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
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How do you stop an angry elephant from
| Elephant jokes
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !