Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
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How can you tell if a parrot
| Bird jokes
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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A stockbroker was cold
| Business jokes
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share." "Buy me 1000 shares." said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right, give me 5000 more s
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The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff