Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
| Gorilla jokes
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
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Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in
| Weather jokes
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
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Would you like to buy a second-hand
| Computer jokes
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
| Dog jokes
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
| Cow jokes
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The nouns met again a week later and one of the nouns asked her friend,”I have one question.Did he sent flowers afterwards…?”