Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
| Food jokes
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Teacher: Why does the
| School jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
| King Kong jokes
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
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Q: What do blonde's have against
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.” “Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”