QUESTION: Do you know what
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
| Letter jokes
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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Officer: Soldier, do
| Military jokes
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's
| Burger jokes
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.