A stallion and a mare where due to get married,

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for

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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

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Why do hamburgers make good

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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest

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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

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Will the father be present during the

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Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn’t show up at the church. He got colt feet’