What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
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A boy with an elephant on his head went to
| Elephant jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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A mother was reading a book about animals to
| Children jokes
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her d
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Q. How do we know that Job went to a
| Religious jokes
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
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It’s not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.” The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, “You have a face that would stop a clock.”