Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?
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My therapist told me the way to achieve
| Mental health jokes
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
| Police jokes
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
| Money jokes
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.