There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
| Weather jokes
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
| Money jokes
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. 'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny. 'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly. Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever. 'Now what is it ?' asked his dad. 'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!
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What happened at the cannibal's wedding
| Marriage jokes
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.
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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New
| Pig jokes
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.
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What does a vampire stand on after taking a
| Vampire jokes
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.
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While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, “I wonder why?” The blonde replied, “Must be because the oil would suffocate them.”