I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
| Divorce jokes
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
| Banana jokes
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
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Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
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Three ladies were discussing the
| Old age jokes
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes,
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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was
| Marriage jokes
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you wan
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The Judge asked the defendant, “Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” “I do.” “Now what do you say to defend yourself?” “Your Honor, under those limitations… nothing.”