How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at
| Dog jokes
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
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There are three engineers in a car; an
| Computer jokes
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electr
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I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little
| Cow jokes
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
| School jokes
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !