What do you use to cut the ocean? A

What does a bee say before it

| Insect jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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Democrats get back at the Republicans on

| Political jokes

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

| Money jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.

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Time flies like an

| Banana jokes

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman

| Firefighter jokes

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw