Patient: How much to
| Dentist jokes
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pai
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I'd like to say
| Birthday jokes
I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
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How did skeletons send each other
| Letter jokes
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.