What should you do
| Dirty jokes
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
| Elephant jokes
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
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How do you make a
| Dance jokes
How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that
| Money jokes
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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The little church in the suburbs suddenly
| Religious jokes
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "Well,
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Why do bees hum ? Because they’ve forgotten the words !