Why do bees hum ?

What should you do

| Dirty jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very

| Elephant jokes

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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How do you make a

| Dance jokes

How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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Have you heard about the new aftershave that

| Money jokes

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.

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The little church in the suburbs suddenly

| Religious jokes

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "Well,

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Why do bees hum ? Because they’ve forgotten the words !