Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away
| Clinton jokes
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
| Music jokes
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."
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What was the parrot doing in prison ?
| Criminal jokes
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
| Dog jokes
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!
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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
| Gorilla jokes
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.