Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman

A little Catholic

| Religious jokes

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. 'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car. Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. 'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car. Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents'

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Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day

| School jokes

Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

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Why did the teacher put the

| School jokes

Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind

| Christmas jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph'

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Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.