What do you call a bell

The judge said to

| Judge jokes

The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

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Customer: Why is this

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

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Teacher: "Name six

| Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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There are three engineers in a car; an

| Computer jokes

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electr

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What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing

| Christmas jokes

What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !