Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They’re

What disease do horses fear most?

| Horse jokes

What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!

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What do you call a python with a great bedside

| Bed jokes

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

| Dinosaur jokes

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of

| Criminal jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !

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Mary was having a tough day

| Mental health jokes

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly

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Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They’re purr-fect!