How many applicants does it take to change

An eight-year-old kid says

| Music jokes

An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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Policeman: Did you realize you just

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

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Mandy was

| Children jokes

Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.

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Why did the vampire go crazy

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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A blonde was filling out an application form

| Blonde jokes

A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. Yes.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.